A downloadable game for Windows


Sacrificial goat speed dating you know and love!


The Story:

You're a single goat. You haven't had a meaningful relationship for years now. After moving to the big city, your life has finally stabilized and you feel the need to get back into a relationship again. You read in the paper that there's a free goat speed dating session this Friday. Intrigued by the opportunity to flex your social goat muscles, you attend the event.

The host of the event – a fleshy human – stands at the door wearing cultist-esque garb. The air smells slightly of sacrificial rituals. "Speed dating sessions probably always smell like this" you assure yourself before wandering into the nice Italian restaurant...

The Gameplay:

You discover before the session starts that the cult only wants to sacrifice good, social goats. That means you'll need to make all your dates dislike you to survive. Some things to remember if you want to stay alive:

  • Quickly click on the goat-based comments that match your date's goat type. If the comment matches your goat date, then they'll lose interest because you're not pushing the conversation forward.
  • Goats are very forgetful. Even if they aren't happy at the moment, they can very quickly fall back in love with you over time or if you make a compelling choice.

Try and survive as many dates as possible. Alternatively, find love and let death strike you down. The option is up to you!

The Controls:

  • Mouse: Everything
  • Escape: Quit

About Yagi No Satsujin-sha:

This game was made for a class project. It's a prototype game that I designed and programmed in about 12 hours. If you're interested in the concept and want to see more, please leave a comment! I'll definitely come back to it if enough people are interested.

Credits:

The Game: Jake Grizzly Pierce
Title Translation: Lalaina Miner
itch.io Page Editing: Dylan Dvareckas & Molly McGee
Game Inspiration: Dylanna Kiely

More information

Published340 days ago
StatusPrototype
PlatformsWindows
Authorsx, Jake Grizzly Pierce
GenreSimulation
TagsCasual, Dark Humor, Dating Sim, Endless, Funny, goats, Horrible, Interactive Fiction, Romance, weird
Average durationA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse
Player countSingleplayer

Install instructions

Warning: This is currently Windows only!
(Sorry, no Mac so I can't test it as of right now)


The zip includes:

  • The executable
  • Unity3D data files
  • A read me file

All you need to do is click the executable to play!~

Download

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Yagi No Satsujin-sha (Windows) (11 MB)

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